Your sex:

• 88.9% Male
• 11.1% Female

Your partner's sex:

• 87.4% Female
• 12.6% Male

Your Age:

• 12.9% Under 20
• 36.6% 20-29
• 27.4% 30-39
• 17.0% 40-49
• 5.4% 50-59
• 0.6% 60-69
• 0.1% 70-79
• 0.1% 80 +

Your Partner's Age:

• 13.2% Under 20
• 43.0% 20-29
• 24.7% 30-39
• 13.9% 40-49
• 4.7% 50-59
• 0.4% 60-69
• 0.0% 70-79
• 0.2% 80 +

You are:

• 33.5% Hitched (married)
• 21.0% In a serious relationship
• 20.8% Playing the field
• 9.9% Solo (not dating)
• 9.7% In a no-so-serious relationship
• 1.0% A polygamist (We love you Utah!)
• 0.9% Having an affair
• 3.3% Other

On a scale of 1-5 (5 being very important - HIGH importance), (1 being not at all important - LOW importance) how important are the following in planning a ski trip?

Size (of the mountain, that is...)

• 0.6% Rated 1
• 2.6% Rated 2
• 19.4% Rated 3
• 44.3% Rated 4
• 33.1% Rated 5
• Mean 4.07

Quality of terrain and snow

• 0.0% Rated 1
• 0.7% Rated 2
• 3.2% Rated 3
• 26.4% Rated 4
• 69.7% Rated 5
• Mean 4.65

Romance possibilities

• 15.5% Rated 1
• 16.9% Rated 2
• 26.3% Rated 3
• 24.0% Rated 4
• 17.3% Rated 5
• Mean 3.11

Spending some QT (quality time) with loved ones

• 11.7% Rated 1
• 16.6% Rated 2
• 25.8% Rated 3
• 26.0% Rated 4
• 20.0% Rated 5
• Mean 3.26

Meeting people (hooking up with a stranger)

• 27.7% Rated 1
• 16.1% Rated 2
• 22.1% Rated 3
• 19.2% Rated 4
• 15.0% Rated 5
• Mean 2.78

Apres-ski activities

• 5.0% Rated 1
• 9.4% Rated 2
• 22.9% Rated 3
• 34.5% Rated 4
• 28.3% Rated 5
• Mean 3.72

If you're by yourself and looking for love, where would you stay while on a ski trip?

• 45.3% Local hotel
• 17.7% Private condo
• 13.7% In your barstool at the local watering hole
• 10.8% With whoever you can get to take you home
• 9.9% Hostel 1.9% Camping out under the stars
• 0.6% Wal-Mart

If you're with your partner and looking for love, where would you stay while on a ski trip?

• 70.2% Private condo
• 23.7% Local hotel
• 2.3% In your barstool at the local watering hole
• 2.1% Camping out under the stars
• 1.0% Hostel
• 0.8% Wal-Mart
• 0.0% With whoever you can get to take you home

Who are more romatic?

• 47.6% Women
• 26.7% No difference
• 13.6% Men
• 12.1% Sheep

Who are more sex crazed?

• 67.7% Alpine skiers
• 23.2% Snowboarders
• 3.4% Tele skiers
• 2.4% Skiboarders
• 2.4% Snowmobilers
• 0.9% Cross-country skiers

What's the sexiest ski town job?

• 50.5% Ski instructor
• 20.4% Ski patroller
• 18.5% Bartender
• 3.4% Lift operator
• 2.6% Check-out clerk at Wal-Mart
• 2.4% Waiter
• 2.2% Ski-shop technician

Have you ever faked an injury to score a date with a ski patroller?

• 93.2% Yes
• 3.5% No
• 3.4% Yes, but it was my heart that ended up being broken ...

While on a typical ski trip, how often do you have sex?

• 46.0% More than at home (Why do you think we went on vacation?)
• 27.7% About the same as at home
• 26.3% Less than at home (Too busy hittin' the slopes to hit anything else...)

How do you rate yourself as a lover?

• 44.7% Black diamond (Advanced)
• 40.2% Double black diamond (Expert)
• 11.9% Blue square (Intermediate)
• 3.2% Green circle (Beginner)

How do your rate your current/most recent partner as a lover?

• 40.2% Black diamond (Advanced)
• 30.2% Double black diamond (Expert)
• 21.9% Blue square (Intermediate)
• 7.7% Green circle (Beginner)

  How would you rate the overall lovemaking experience while on a ski trip?

  • 64.7% Better than at home (like I said, why do you think went on vacation?)
  • 30.7% About the same as at home (elevation don't affect my skillz)
  • 4.6% Worse than at home (Elevation sickness or something ...)

  Which of the following skiing terms gets you excited?

  • 47.1% Glide wax
  • 37.9% Bushwhacking
  • 30.8% Longthong
  • 27.5% Zipper-line
  • 13.9% Body file
  • 11.9% Retention strap
  • 11.7% Pucker brush
  • 10.7% Kick wax
  • 10.4% Monocoque
  • 8.3% Fluorinated wax

  Which of the following skiing maneuvers best sums up your most recent sexual experience?

  • 16.1% Face plant
  • 13.6% Screamin' Seemann
  • 11.9% Rodeo 720
  • 11.3% Pole plant
  • 10.7% Spread-eagle crotch-grab
  • 7.6% Tuck-lay-twist
  • 7.5% Corkscrew 900
  • 5.9% Back scratcher
  • 5.6% Tail grab air
  • 2.4% Gelandesprung
  • 2.3% Fakie
  • 1.8% Mute grab
  • 1.7% Riding switch
  • 1.6% Tip grab

  Which piece of skiing equipment would you find most helpful in the sack?

  • 42.3% Hot Wax
  • 15.5% Helmet
  • 10.7% Goggles
  • 4.6% Bindings
  • 4.2% Avalanche Probe Poles
  • 3.8% Poles
  • 3.3% Boots
  • 2.0% Gloves
  • 1.3% Skis
  • 0.5% Duct Tape
  • 0.3% Long Underwear
  • 0.2% CamelBak
  • 0.2% Chapstick
  • 0.2% Fleece
  • 0.2% Hand Warmers
  • 0.2% Power Straps
  • 0.4% None of the above
  • 10.0% Other

  What skiing movie title best describes your sex life?

  • 19.4% Steep & Deep
  • 13.2% The Blizzard of AAHHH's
  • 10.3% White Winter Heat
  • 9.9% For Your Eyes Only
  • 9.7% Fire and Ice
  • 9.2% Dumb and Dumber
  • 7.7% Ski Fantasy
  • 7.0% Hot Dog ... The Movie
  • 6.7% Snow Job
  • 3.3% Wandering Skis
  • 2.2% Les Amours de Blanche Neige
  • 1.3% Are your Skis on Straight?

  Okay, honestly, where's the most daring place you've had sex on the mountain?

  • 36.6% Condo hot tub
  • 20.8% Hiding in the woods
  • 11.7% Chairlift/gondola/T-bar
  • 8.8% Off-piste areas
  • 7.7% Chalet bathroom
  • 7.3% Apres-ski, sitting back at the lodge in front of the fire
  • 4.0% Mountain peak
  • 3.3% Smack in the middle of the freakin' trail
  • 2.3% In the ski patrol shack
  • 1.5% Lift line
  • 17.8% Other

  Boots on or off?

  • 43.9% Off
  • 31.0% On
  • 25.1% Whatever ... I'd keep my skis on!

  
  

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  And finally, the winners of SKIING's Sex Survey...

  The winners of a sweet SKIING Magazine Holiday Package...

  Randy Sears
  Seattle, Washington

  John Evered
  Sandhurst, Berkshire, U.K.

  A. Collins
  Washington, New Hampshire

  Ben Flint
  Kuna, Idaho

  Patrick McQueen
  Seatte, Washington

  And finally, the winner of a week-long trip to Aspen, the love capital of the ski world...

  Sandra McKinney
  Tuscon, Arizona

  Congrats to all and thanks for participating!