Hint: It’s not a mustache. One Canadian hockey fan test out a pair of ski socks decorated with the Toronto Maple Leafs logo.
Once upon a time, George Bush sr.’s face was painted on the floor of the Al-Rashed hotel in Baghdad. Checking in? Kindly step on the infidel’s face, sir.
I can relate. Every time I walk in these Eesa ski socks, I step on the management team behind the staggering incompetence of the Toronto Maple Leafs, a team that marches to the basement of the NHL’s Eastern Conference with circadian regularity. So I walk on their faces on powder days, and sometimes just around the house with a few stomps thrown in for good measure.