"Have you tried these new-style skis? They're shaped like a woman's body—,bout time they caught on! More curve, more swerve, eh?
- Legendary porn star Ron Jeremy, as told to our intern, Jake Hinman. (We're still not sure why Jake called Jeremy, but his Internet privileges have been revoked.) Before becoming a global sex icon, Jeremy was a ski instructor at the old Grossingers Resort in the Catskills.
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