Do not, under any circumstances, eat a frito pie for lunch. Dinner, maybe, lunch, no. This miasma of Fritos, hot sauce, diced jalapenos, ground beef, salsa, black beans and what might be jet fuel arrives in a quaint looking bowl. Don't let the little bastard fool you; it's deadly. Yes, it may be delicious, but when, two turns into Al's Run you realize that you still have 1,600 vertical feet to the next toilet, you'll be wishing you heeded our advice.