The bulk of the ski market doesn’t buy huge, stiff, long skis. But I do. These early-rise, flat-tailed, wide-bodied, square-tipped, super G–turning, straightline-tracking, mountain-destroying sticks may look scary, but the tip rocker makes them criminally easy to turn—especially for skiers like me, who weigh as much as both Olsen twins.
[rossignol.com; $849] —Jake Bogoch