According to the 27.5 public-relations flacks bombarding us with e-mails, skiers can't get wired enough these days. Hence the current raft of hypercaffeinated products. There's Stok (free at participating coffee shops; www.getstokd.com), a cleverly packaged expresso shot in a coffee-creamer tub that boosts your regular cup of joe. And Shock ($9 per four-pack; www.shockcoffee.com), a triple-shot can of coffee with the tag "Sleep is overrated." And then there's No Name ($2; www.drinknoname.com), an energy blast with three times the caffeine of Red Bull. (It was formerly known as Cocaine until the FDA threatened to ban it in May.) There. We covered it. Now leave us to our yerba mate and incense.