Start with a passel of mass-started kayakers bombing down Gore Creek. Then add other kayakers staged in the course, dressed like 8 balls, with the intent to keep the racers from getting to the finish line. Mayhem, upside down kayaks, and general debauchery will ensue.
Contenders: We're going to call the field wide open on this one.
Beta: Want to see more impressive kayaking? Go to a showing of the film “Kadoma,” the tragic story of Hendri Cotzee’s last trip down the Lukuga River. It's hard to watch, but well worth it.