You can laugh all you want at Engrish.com, but when you break your tibia after charging through Japan’s deep boreal forest, it’s on you if you tell rescuers Anata no sotsugyouseisoudai dakara, tetsudatte kitte itte kudasai kono zubon ni iru atsui ninshin ni. (“As the valedictorian, please be helping with the hot pregnancy in my pants.”)
Honorable Mentions: Krasnaya Polyana, Russia | Le Massif, Quebec
