With 32 ounce schooners and greasy burgers, (Want pickles? They don’t have them. Ask for number twos.) Grumpy’s is the spot to stop after skiing or the place to do a load of whites (in the adjacent laundromat). If the décor doesn’t clue you in, this place can get rowdy—especially on New Year’s when dryer rides and Bruce Springsteen sightings become sport. This is a good spot to grab dinner before hitting greater Ketchum. There is a pretty ingrained regimen to partying in town. Start at the Pioneer for cocktails followed by the Cellar for Kokanee tall cans and shots. Then it’s on to Whiskey’s for live music and more shots before ending in the Casino where it’s last man standing. Check your dignity at the door.