Put your boots on in August and walk around the yard.
Ride around the bullwheel, on purpose or not.
Transport your skis via public transportation—subway, bus, train. Rush hour gets you bonus points.
Call in sick on a powder day. Extra credit for using one of these excuses:
Every year, catch a flake from the first storm of the season on your tongue.
Flirt with a lift op. Get some.
Go to the Winter Olympics.
Get risqué in a gondola, preferably with someone else.
Donate clothing, equipment, money, or your time to a ski program for disadvantaged youth.
Pack 10 people into a one-bedroom condo.
Sleep in your car in a ski-area parking lot.
Scam a lift ticket.
Watch ski flicks in July.
Carpool: friends, tunes, less emissions, someone to keep you awake on the ride home. Win all around.