Rack up 10,000 vert at a ski area with less than 500 vertical.
Be the first one into an untracked bowl as patrol drops the rope.
Give first tracks to someone else.
Take the Mad River Glen: Ski It If You Can sticker off the car of someone you know has never skied there.
Ski alone all day, telling outrageous lies about yourself to the people you meet on the chair.
Ski all day with a group of ripping locals. Tell them what you really do.
Ride a T-bar on a snowboard to reaffirm your love of skiing.
Ski a long bump run without stopping—and nail it.
Take a non-skiing friend skiing.
Thank your lift ops.
Ski one of these classic runs
Corbet's Couloir, Jackson, WY
High Rustler, Alta, UT
Couloir Extreme, Blackcomb, B.C.
KT-22, Squaw Valley, CA
Goat, Stowe, VT
Kant-Mak-M, Telluride, CO
Ski runs just as good, but less well-known
Steep 'n' Deep, Monashees, B.C.
Pas de Chèvre, Chamonix, France
Big Couloir, Big Sky, MT
Cambodia, Red Mountain, B.C.
Red Square, Vail, CO
Skydive, Fernie, B.C.