NOBODY MAKES TANNER LOOK LIKE A BITCH ('CEPT TANNER)
One night at the 2005 U.S. Freeskiing Open in Vail, new-schooler Tanner Hall stopped by FuBar, and, according to police, punched the manager in the face. Bouncers then carried Hall to the bathroom-so he could puke. "They're trying to make me look like a bitch," Hall later told the cops. Why? "He said people were jealous because he was the best skier in the world," noted an arresting officer. Shortly after his release from jail, Hall won the halfpipe qualifiers and, later, the entire competition. The prize? $7,000-375 of which paid his fine for disorderly conduct.