Tundra Wookie n.: Like a cougar, but hairier. Usually found lurking in remote mountain-town bars. Preys on young male heli-ski clients. Often recognizable by thick moustache or summer teeth (as in "some are in, some are out"). Origin: Alaska. Example: Q: Dude, is that a guy or a girl? A: I think it's a Tundra Wookie-last time I went to the bar she grabbed my ass and howled.
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