No offense, but your quarter slot is not the new cleavage. That look went out in early '03. But if you must reveal your moon sliver, have the decency to wear a pair of Rossignol 2L low-riders. The two-layer, waterproof-breathable cargo pants come with a removable waist gaiter to keep the pow away from your buns.
Best Of: A Safer, Warmer, Plumber's Butt