I thought the sombrero made my ass look fat until I found my glasses....

Hola amigo, you should see my ski boots!

My burro is burried in Whitefish powder.

It's not that there is not enough diversity in ski towns, but doing this in Mexico would get you entered in to a donkey show, used as a piñata, and called every word worse than gringo in the Spanish language. Cheers amigo!

Her charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.
Years ago, she built a city out of blocks. Today, over 600,000 people live and work there.
She is the only woman to ace a Rorschach test.
Every time she goes for a swim, dolphins appear.
Alien abductors have asked her to probe them.
If she were to give you directions, you'd never get lost, and you would arrive at least 5 minutes early.
Her legend precedes her, the way lightning precedes thunder.
She is the Most interesting Woman in the World.

-Stay at Whitefish my friends!