I'm telling you doctor, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Helicopter to the jobsite, check.
Clocked-in for Accounting, check.
Beacon on for Safety Dept, check.
Time to go to work, let the fun begin...

Let's get this little warm-up run over with! I'm ready to make some real turns!

What do you mean you don't know how to ski?

"I told you not to take your phone out... How are we supposed to get down there to find it now?"